In the aftershock of the world escaping its bitter end, can anything even surprise us anymore? Truly, we are in a new era—an era in which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West can announce Kim's pregnancy with their child, and the world can sit back and speculate about the most famous person on earth yet without a name or even known gender. The guessing game has already begun. What perfect storm of celebrity baby-naming will hit this poor, unsuspecting unborn child? Kimye Jr., we wish you luck.